A Killer Asteroid is About to Strike Planet Earth, and other Truths My Father Wouldn’t Believe if He were Still Alive

Duck and cover (courtesy: TheCut)

It’s true. A potentially killer asteroid is presently careening towards our planet at an obscene speed. At it’s present rate, it just might collide with earth the day before the Presidential elections. That means, we could all be toast on November 2nd and not have to vote. Maybe now’s a good…